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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Burn Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker. (pause for effect) The guys usually spend so much time trying to convince you that they're not a "wanker" (that ego thingy) that in the end, they are trying to pick *you* up! A snake charmer! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Meat Factory Hi, I work as a raw meat inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Just Ask One pickup line that might get a laugh, if nothing else, is: Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Mommy You look just like my mother. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Doctor I think my medication is wearing off. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Ms. Congeniality You MUST have a nice personality. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Little Stinker Does my breath smell okay? or Pull my finger. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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3rd Time Is The Charme He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Business Plan Perhaps use this line at a business dinner on someone whom you've been eyeing since this afternoon at the business meetings... Let's talk about 'early retirement.' -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Peeping Tom You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow. or You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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