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Lucky You
Here's your chance to get to know me.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Take A Look
There is much more here than what meets the eye.

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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Love At First Sight
You are the reason men fall in love.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Weighing In
I bet I could guess your weight if you sat on my face.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Flattery
Ohhh, what a man...I bet you do real well with the ladies.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Nothing But Net
Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper sweet "nothings".
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Deal
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Hot Dog
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Come Here
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Look Bad
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women (or men) look really bad.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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