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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Wear It Well If you happen to meet a girl while she is shopping for a new outfit: Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? Me. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Back Hair So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hairs He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Listen Up He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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No Sweat Gee...you sure don't perspire much! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Something About Me I'm sensing the intense feeling you have for me...is it my cologne? or I'm sensing the intense feeling you have for me...is it my deodorant? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Just 4 U You're the one I've been saving this drink/seat/ticket to Hawaii/whatever for. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Bakers Man Is your dad a baker? No. If not, where did you get those buns? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Shower With Love Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Mouth To Mouth Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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