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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Divine Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Eat It Do you always eat like that? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Haiku Your body is like a haiku in motion. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Well Rounded You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a nice body, too. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Classy What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Simple Exchange Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Falling In Love Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Wink Wink What screws like a tiger and winks? (follow it up with a wink) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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There You Are! So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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If I'm Wrong Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? or Fuck me if I am wrong, but your name is Gertrude right? or Fuck me if I am wrong, but you look like you want to kiss me. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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