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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Warez You make my software turn to hardware! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Me Or You Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Superstar Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Urges I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hello Darlin' He: 'Ello Darlin', fancy a fuck? She: No! He: Do you mind lying down while I do? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Fast One I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Turned Down Laugh if you will, but this one did actually work, when I tried it on a girl after a night of countless failures: Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Distinguished May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Allergic Reaction I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lowered Expectations He: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime. She: No, thanks. She: Aw, c'mon! Lower you're standards a little. *I* did... Gal: ? He: I guess a blow job is out of the question, then? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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