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Screwdriver
Always take a screw with you and put it in your pocket.

Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Downward Slide
Guy walks up to a girl in bar, slides his arm around her. She looks at him as he says, "Hi Kate." She says, "I'm not Kate." His hand slips lower as he says, "But you sure feel like her."
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Sit Here
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Heavenly
Look at the tag on the back of a girl's shirt. When she turns around, say,

"Just checking to see if you were made in heaven."

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Intergallactic
Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Calling Home
Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?

What for?

I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!

or

I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child!

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Adoption
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,

she's putting me up for adoption.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Smooth
You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Hot
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Cover Girl
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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