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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Seating Room Grab them in the rump and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?" (I did that in bed last week, and she said "Yeah, I'm sitting on it". Okay, so it doesn't work 100% of the time) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Regular Hi. Do you come here often? (Say it to a waitress that you find attractive.) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Reflection Do you have a mirror in your pocket? No, why? Because I can sure see myself in your pants! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Tight Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Flying A man approached me at a bar and asked me if my feet hurt. I looked at him strangely and said, "No, why". He replied, "because you are obviously an angel who has just decended onto this earth and you are used to flying, and not walking" -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Just Beg OH PLEASE!!! (It didn't work) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Pillow Talk Once someone said to me, "You have such beautiful long blonde hair, it would look lovely spread across my pillow." -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Did You Notice I've been noticing you not noticing me. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Chills Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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M & M I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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