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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Plastic You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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All You Can Eat Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Kiss And Tell Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Vocabulary The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Sharp All those curves, and me with no brakes. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Cheese Please Excuse me, can you give me directions? To where? To your heart. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Immature I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Confidence So... How am I doin'? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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My Leg (Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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American Revolution Top Ten PickUp Lines From The American Revolution 10. Hey, baby, my musket's loaded. Got a target? 9. Hey, baby, wanna play "Paul Revere" and ride my pony? 8. Hey, baby, I'm Thomas Paine. 7. I got your "Sovereign Nation." 6. You're suspected for sedition, so I've gotta pump you for information. 5. The British are coming, so why ain't we? 4. I'm into life, liberty, and the pursuit of a good piece of ass. 3. Wanna get tarred and feathered? 2. Who needs liberty when you've got libido? 1. You wanna Minute Man? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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