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Passions
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips,

then, I'll move up to your belly button.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Naughty Or Nice
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
First Date
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Tongue
Do you wanna lick my tongue?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Let's Get Naked
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Heartfelt
I'd like to get between your legs

and eat my way straight to your heart...


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Flipped
Your place or mine?

Tell you what, I'll flip a coin.

Head at my place, tail at yours.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Ice Breaker
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say:

"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Picnic
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Fallback
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask:

"Do you want a fuck..."

(wait for a second and gauge their reaction)

"...ing drink?"


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)

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