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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Passions First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Naughty Or Nice Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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First Date Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Tongue Do you wanna lick my tongue? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Let's Get Naked If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Heartfelt I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart... -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Flipped Your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Ice Breaker Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Picnic Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Fallback Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask: "Do you want a fuck..." (wait for a second and gauge their reaction) "...ing drink?" -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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