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Sleazy Top Ten Sleaziest Pickup Lines 10. Like the look of your crotch. 9. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. 8. I've got a condom with your name on it. 7. Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time. 6. Can you believe it? It's been more than fifteen minutes since I've had sex. 5. My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants. 4. I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate. 3. I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. 2. Erections like these don't grow on trees you know. 1. You know, doggystyle isn't passe anymore. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Extracurricular Heard while on spring break: You know, I'd fuck you so hard you'd learn from it. or Another spring break try: Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Chicks Dig It Say, I hear chicks dig lava lamps... -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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In Your Dreams Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Mighty Guy: What's your name? Girl: _____________ Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Artistic I'm a starving artist and I want to eat you. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Fly Away A: You are a real social butterfly. B: Huh. More like, a caterpillar. A: Well, wanna get to the fertility stage? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Divine Intervention You are the proof that God has a sense of humor. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Genetics Me: So...what do you study? She: Genetics. Breeding different animals and such. Me: Like, humans and chimpanzees? She: Yes (Cozying up to another guy) Bobby here was my first subject. Me: I see. So...who is the human and who is the chimpanzee? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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