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200 Bar Jokes
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A three legged dog walks into a bar - bar joke A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..." |
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Two peanuts walked into a bar- bar joke Two peanuts walked into a bar, and ... one was a-salted... |
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A mushroom walks into a bar - bar joke A mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..." |
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe - bar joke A guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. His companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts to walk out of the bar. The bartender shouts, "Hey idiot, you can't leave that lyin' here!" But the man replies, "You're the idiot... that's a giraffe, not a lion!" |
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A Polar Bear walks into a bar - bar joke A Polar Bear walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. "I'll have a whisky and coke ............ and some peanuts" said the Polar Bear, in a gruff voice. To which the bartender replied, "Why the big paws" |
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A snake slithers into a bar - bar joke A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor." |
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A little pig walked into a bar - bar joke One day a little pig walked into a bar. He drank a couple, then got up to leave. he asked the bartender, "Which way to the bathroom?" She answered, "Go down the hall, first door on your left." The pig went to the bathroom and left. The next day another little pig came into the bar. he also had a few drinks, and asked the bartender where the bathroom was. Again, she told him, "Go down the hall, first door on your left." Again, he went to the bathroom and left. This went on for another week. One day a pig walked in. he had a few drinks, but he got up and started to walk out. The bartender stopped him and asked, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The little pig replied "No, I'm going wee wee wee all the way home..." |
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A man walked into a bar -bar joke A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!" Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "beautiful shirt". At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us." "It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "Say what?" "You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary." |
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A neutron walks into a bar - bar joke So, a neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer". The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge." |
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar - bar joke Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..." |
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