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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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How To You Want It? Do you want a cheesy line or do you just want to do it? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Planned Pregnancy I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Explain This is a condom. If I put it on, we can have sex. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Me Or You If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Your Bed Can I sleep in your bed tonight? I can't seem to find mine. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Felt Up Touch a guy's shirt and ask: "Is this cotton?" (Wait for response.) Then touch his crotch and say, "Oh, and this must be felt." -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Applecore Do you like apples? (If the answer is yes): Well, then, how 'bout I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Jewelry Do you like jewels? (If the answer is yes): Well, then, suck my dick, it's a gem. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Belt Buckle Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead! -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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Maritime Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
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