3261 Bar Jokes In Our Database
499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
This is page 8 of 50 pages displaying a total of 499 Bad Pick up Lines jokes.
<< PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | 10-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 NEXT >>
|
A Man Who Cooks So, you want someone who will cook for you? I'll cook for you -- how about tomorrow morning? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Strange Would you fuck a complete stranger? (If "No," then, "Hi, my name is..." If "Yes," then go for it!) -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Dirty If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (If "No," then, "Oh, so even suck dirty dicks?" If "Yes," then, "Okay, I'll be right back.") -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Weather Nice fucking weather. Want to? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Run Away Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? (Does it.) Okay, now bend over and spell "RUN." -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Licked Can you lick your nipples? No? Can I? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Hardware Score I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off. -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Ahead Of The Game "Give me five." After they give you five, leave your hand up and say: "Give me elbow. After they give you elbow, leave your hand up and say: "Give me shoulder." After they give you shoulder, leave your hand up and say: "Give me nose." After they give you nose, leave your hand up and say: "Give me head." -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Punishment You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Go to my room! -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
|
Square Footage Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female receives two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/) |
<< PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | 10-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 NEXT >>
