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Poker Game
I know where there is a good party,

they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Best Medicine
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex.

What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Do-nut
Could you do me a favor?

Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Rabbit
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

(Pull your pockets inside out and ask:)


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Eating Out
Nice legs, let's eat out.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Inches
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me?

(NO!)

Good, because mine is 8 inches.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Introduction
Hi, my name's (your name), but you can call me "lover."


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Rhyme Your Reason
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation.

To feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination

to increase the population for the next generation.

Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Salty Skin
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste?"

Why don't you blow me and find out?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Times' Up
Alright, let's go...I'll give you half an hour.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)

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