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I'd give my right arm to be ampidectrus.
      -- Unknown
When reinstalling the part, one screw will always come up missing or extra.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care. If we have nothing to lose by change, relax. If we have everything to gain by change, relax. If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
Murphy was an optimist.
If you explain something so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't quite work. Procedures devised to implement the purpose won't quite work. No matter how often a lie is shown to be false, there will remain a precentage of people who belive it true.
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
The Course of Progress: most things get steadily worse. The Path of Progress: a shortcut is the longest distance between two points. The Dialectics of Progress: direct action produces direct reaction. The Pace of Progress: society is a mule, not a car. If pressed too hard, ot will kick and throw off its rider.
In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
The quality of your landings in inversely proportional to the number of people watching you times by the number of hyperactive little kids running onto the runway.
A new spark plug will last forever if you have spares, but only about a half-an-hour if you don't.
Only when the part has been totally removed from the plane will it be realized that the part removed was the wrong one, and one in a completely different part of the plane is the culprit.
When life hands you a lemon, it rarely offers a glass.
When you finally get the right damn part removed, it'll be one you don't have a spare for, and the hobby store will be closed that day.

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