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You know son, in a sporting event it's not wether you win or lose that's important, it's how drunk you get!!
      -- Homer Simpsons
god made elk,god made deer god made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
      -- blake
Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana
      -- Groucho Marx
Room Service? Send up a larger room.
      -- Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
      -- Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
      -- Groucho Marx
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
      -- Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
      -- Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. fetch me a child of five.
      -- Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
      -- Groucho Marx
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
      -- Groucho Marx
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
      -- Groucho Marx
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
      -- Groucho Marx
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
      -- Groucho Marx
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
      -- Groucho Marx

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